'I guess I wasn't clear when I said that I wanted the BAT DEAD!'.

I'm sure she enjoyed those extra three seconds of life.'

'Bravo on the daring rescue of our giggling bank manager, Batman.

'Oh, I'm glad you're still fighting, Batman! I put a lot of work into this night and it would be a shame to see it end prematurely.'.

'It warms my heart knowing that you're still kicking, Batman! There's still plenty of fun to be had out there tonight and I'd hate to see it all go to waste.'.

The dim wit opens his mouth and the Bat magically appears to shut him up for good.'

'Question: how many dim wits does it take to find a Bat? Answer: just one.

'Alright, my living room needs a new rug.

'This is it! An opportunity to make your new boss happy.

You might have to dig the Bat out before ya put him down!'

'As your new commander in chief, I've got one simple order for you.

'Well, since I know that's IMPOSSIBLE, I'm going to let you reconcile my vision of reality, with your version of reality, and in case your pea-brain can't parse big words, I'll translate it into thug-speak for you: KILL THE BAT, OR I'LL KILL YOU!'.

I thought I heard you say that after I SHOT HIM, and BLEW UP a building on him, THE BAT- SOMEHOW SURVIVED?!!?'

'Do you hear that? Sounds like eight tiny reindeer.'.

'Here! Have a laugh on me.' (Throws the Gotham Merchant's Bank Manager over to Batman).No- you're just a teeny little distraction- compared to what I've got up my sleeve. 'Oh life would be so simple if you were all I wanted.'Well, technically, it's my operation now.'Can't.you ay along!?!' (Roman Sionis).'We are really going to have to turn this around.'.'As you can see here: Batman deaths are coming in far below projections.'.Welcome to our first quarterly performance review.' 'And you, sir? Name Joker ring a bell?' (Roman Sionis).'How 'bout you, doll? Know the Joker?' (Gotham Merchant's Bank Manager).'Think you can just waltz into my bank, huh?' (Batman).'So it is! Good job! Observation and initiative are the keys to advancement.

I've got a new lease on life! Granted, it came with some added mileage, but beggars can't be choosers!'

We need to upset the balance, kick it over, light it on fire, and then see what comes scurrying out.' 'No, Balance-balance is what's wrong with this city.Balance is boring and boring is a four-letter word in my book.' 'You know what I know? What I know is that I don't like balance.'You know I murdered your commissioner tonight, right? So what makes you think I give two farts what some dumbass dirty cop's gotta say?'.'It had better be or the next thing that gets smashed will be your face!' (Killer Croc).'I told you to grab the memory card!' (Killer Croc).We're starting with a clean slate-and you're not on it.' (Gillian Loeb) And that could be.useful.' (Calendar Man) 'You're going to owe me for this, Julian.But it is Christmas Eve.and he is the Calendar Man. 'Part of me just wants to flip that switch.'And what have I got to show for it, huh? My own men in the slammer? Not no more.'They say crime doesn't pay-but someone oughtta the check the good commissioner's pockets-'cause they're LINED with MY money.'.

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